you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
*places bag of chocolate coins on the counter* hello yes i would like to buy one college education please
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
parks and rec meme ★ six characters [3/6]
ron swanson"I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired girls, and breakfast food."
its a metaphor, u see. u put the killing thing in ur itunes library but u dont give it the power to kill u.
ha ha just kidding im dead inside
I made this blog in hopes to gain awareness for boys with Eating Disorders particularly as well as self harm, suicidality, anxiety, depression, and so on. Chances are if you aren’t apart of any of these communities you probably don’t even realize there are a handful of males struggling every day. It’s sad too because lots of us go misdiagnosed and unnoticed even by professionals simply because it’s rare to see boys that suffer with these illnesses. If you could take two seconds to blog this (even if it’s not your blog type) so other boys out there can see this and perhaps bring a smile to their faces. Even if it’s just for a moment to know there’s others out there and I’m working hard to make this known. Thank you.
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show